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A half moon is better than no moon at all.
A hospital is no place to be sick.
A patient hearer is a sure speaker.
A quart cannot become a gallon.
A rolling stone gathers no moss.
A thing of beauty is a joy forever. - Keats
Air pollution is a mist demeanor.
All art is but imitation of nature.
All cats are gray in the dark. - Benj. Franklin
All great discoveries are made by accident.
All serious daring starts from within.
Always be sincere, even when you don't mean it.
An Irish bull is always pregnant.
A tyrant is worse than a tiger. - Confucius
Anyone can hold the helm when the sea is calm.
It takes two to make a bargain. - English proverb
A journey of a thousand miles must
start with the first step. - Chinese proverb
Bare words are no good bargain. - John Clarke
Be both a speaker of words and a doer of deeds.
Be cheerful while you are alive.
Better to kill time than have it kill you.
Business will be either better or worse.
Sooner or later your hard drive will fail.
Don't count your files before they are backed up.
Don't judge a software by it's price.
California is a fine place to live --
if you happen to be an orange.
Committees do harm merely by existing.
If you don't want to do anything, form a committee.
A democratic government is of, for, and by the rich.
Duty is what one expects from others.
To kill a cock, why use an ok-knife? - Confucius
Even a poor tailor is entitled to some happiness!
Even a small star shines in the darkness.
Even the boldest zebra fears the hungry lion.
Every time I lose weight, it finds me again!
Experience is an accumulation of mistakes.
Freedom of the press belongs to those that own one.
Genius is one percent inspiration and
ninety-nine percent perspiration. - Thomas Edison
Hawaii is as American as apple poi.
How can you work when the system's so crowded?
How do I love thee?  My accumulator overflows.
How do you keep a turkey in suspense?
How many priests are needed for a Boston Mass?
How many weeks are there in a light year?
He who knows does not speak. He who
speaks does not know. - Lao Tzu
I cried because I had no shoes,
until I met a man who had no foot.
I came, I saw, and I VISAed.
I do not fear computers.. I fear the lack of them.
I don't even know what street Canada is on.
I don't meet competition, I crush it.
I don't mind lying, but I hate inaccuracy.
If it ain't broke, don't fix it. - Ronald Reagan
If no one uses it, there's a reason.
If I don't get enough audience, I'll buy them.
Ignorance transcends architecture.
Knowledge without common sense is folly.
Life is like a floating cloud.
Man is the only animal that blushes.
Man's horizons are bounded by his vision.
Massachusetts has the best politicians money can buy.
Memory serves wise commanders.
Michigan has a law for each doctor.
Midwest farmers are just plain folks.
Misfortune: The kind of fortune that never misses.
Money is the best messenger. - Yiddish proverb
The love of money is the root of all evil.
Murphy was an optimist.
Can the congress abolish Murphy's Laws?
No bargain without wine. - Latin saying
Mid-way is the best way.
Nodding the head does not row the boat.
Not every question deserves an answer.
Old musicians never die, they just decompose.
Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
A word fitly spoken is like apples of
gold in baskets of silver. - Prov. 25:11
Salary was used to be for salt only.
Say the secret word and you win $100.
Sometimes a cigar is just a cigar. - Sigmund Freud
Statistics works only for the average.
Survival of the species is everyone's business.
Today is the first day of the rest of your life.
"Crisis" is made of danger and chance in Chinese.
It takes two to make a bargain. - English proverb
Truth is hard to find and harder to obscure.
Two wrongs do not make a right.
PBS has a customer satisfaction rate of 400%!
Verbs has to agree with their subjects.
Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent.
Volcano -- a mountain with hiccups.
Words are sharper than the serpent's tooth.
Words are the most powerful drug used by mankind.
Vocabulary is the best single indication of IQ.
War spares not the brave, but the cowardly.
Waste not fresh tears over old griefs.
What this country needs is a good five-cent cigar.
I'd love to, but my bathroom tiles need grouting.
I'd love to, but my crayons all melted together.
I'd love to, but my favorite commercial is on TV.
I'd love to, but my subconscious says no.
God may be subtle, but he isn't plain mean.
Going the speed of light is bad for your age.
Goodness had nothing to do with it. - Mae West
Graffiti has changed deface of the nation.
Have no friends not equal to yourself.
Have you locked your file cabinet?
Having nothing, nothing can he lose.
Having the fewest wants, I am nearest to the gods.
If you continually give you will continually have.
If you didn't get caught, did you really do it?
If you have no money, be polite. - Danish proverb
If you have nothing to do, don't do it here.
If you knew what Mona Lisa knew, you'd smile too.
If you put it off long enough, it might go away.
If you wish to succeed, consult three old people.
If your aim in life is nothing; you can't miss.
If your bread is stale, make toast.
If it pours before seven, it has rained by eleven.
If life gives you lemons, make lemonade.
If no one uses it, there's a reason.
If something CAN go wrong, it WILL. - Murphy's Law
Ignorance transcends architecture. - James Gaskin
Immanuel Kant but Kubla Khan.
In case of doubt, make it sound convincing.
In charity there is no excess.
In my end is my beginning.
In order to be, never try to seem.
Incompetence knows no barriers of time or place.
Information is the inverse of entropy.
Ingres is not a necessary precursor to Egress.
Insert your card magnetic stripe down.
Insomnia isn't anything to lose sleep over.
Integrity has no need for rules.
Is it a game of chance?  Not the way I play it.
Is knowledge knowable, and how do we know?
Is this really happening?
It could be worse--it might be raining.
It is Fortune, not Wisdom, that rules man's life.
It is a poor judge who cannot award a prize.
It is a wise father that knows his own child.
It is always the partner's fault.
It is annoying to be honest to no purpose.
It is better to wear out than to rust out.
Nature abhors a vacuous experimenter.
Nature always sides with the hidden flaw.
Nature, to be commanded, must be obeyed.
Necessity is the mother of invention.
Negative expectations yield negative results.
Neuroses are red, Melancholia's blue.
Neurotic: Self-taut person. - Author Unknown
Neutrinos are into physicists.
Neutrinos have bad breadth.
Never call a man a fool; borrow from him.
Never eat at a place called Mom's.
Never give a gun to ducks.
Never let your feet run faster than your shoes.
Never play cards with a man called Doc.
Never play leapfrog with a unicorn.
Never promise more than you can perform.
Never replace a successful experiment.
Never throw a bird at a dragon.
Never underestimate the power of human stupidity.
Never, ever use repetitive redundancies.
Pay no attention to that man behind the curtains.
People humiliating a salami!
People who are grateful are usually good.
People who can least afford to pay rent pay rent.
Perestroika: could it happen here? - Tom Neff
Peters hungry, time to eat lunch.
Pilots are just plane folks.
Plagiarism is the sincerest form of flattery.
Polymer physicists are into chains.
Regan, in the 6/2/88 issue of The New York Times
Positive expectations yield negative results.
Poverty is the root of all evil.
Practice yourself what you preach.
Praise the sea; on shore remain.
Pray for the success of atheism.
Predestination was doomed from the start.
Preserve the old, but know the new.
Pretend to spank me -- I'm a pseudo-masochist!
Pro is to con as progress is to Congress.
Pronounce your prepositions, damn it!
Proofread carefully to see if you any words out.
Prosperity makes friends, adversity tries them.
Prototype designs always work.
Psychiatrists stay on your mind.
Put people on hold when possible.
Put your brain in gear before starting your mouth.
Put your trust in those who are worthy.
Quit looking at fortunes and get back to work!
Quit work and play for once!
Rome was not built in one day.
Rubber bands have snappy endings!
Ruling a big country is like cooking a small fish.
Rainy days and Mondays always get me down.
Read your Amdahl Business Practices.
Reality is an obstacle to hallucination.
One good turn gets the whole blanket.
One of it's legs is both the same.
One picture is worth more than ten thousand words.
Only a fool has no doubts.
Only the shallow know themselves. - Oscar Wilde
Only the wildest animals need cages. - Donald Hall
Oregonians don't tan, they rust.
Organization is the enemy of improvisation.
Our houseplants have a good sense of humous.
Our swords shall play the orators for us.
The future is bright in affairs of the heart.
The greatest griefs are those we cause ourselves.
The greatest of faults is to be conscious of none.
The greatest remedy for anger is delay.
The hand that kindles cannot quench the flame.
The heart is wiser than the intellect.
The idle mind knows not what it is it wants.
The man who raises a fist has run out of ideas.
The naked truth of it is, I have no shirt.
The obvious answer is always overlooked.
The only race worth winning is the human race.
The only thing constant is change.
The only thing that always works is Murphys's Law.
The PC printer is mightier than the pencil.
What's done to children, they will do to society.